But I'm up at 6am. I make coffee, smoke a cigarette. Apparently the cat thinks we can communicate so we discuss her breakfast. Then I sloph off my pjs hop in the shower. I usually have another cup of joe as I get dressed.
I did debate calling in sick because it was 11 billionty degrees below zero out. But I trudged on. Stopped at Starbucks and smoked another cigarette while waiting for the train.
The first train is normal, but god damn my transfer train every day is like origami sex party 2024. I literally have to throw myself at a wall of people just to get on. And when people want off at the next stop it's like watching the most bizarre game of twister you've ever seen.
Which brings me to tonight. I'm generally a live and let live kind of dude. But man this fucking dude with his book, blocking the door pissed me off. He wouldn't step aside for people getting on. Just kept standing there, and then on top of it shaking his head as if others are rude.....for getting on the god damned train!!
So on my way out I wouldn't step aside. I pointed his ass off the train. Then as I passed I put my shoulder into him a little. Fuck that dude.
Anyway. Cat needs food, as do I... Gotta run.
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