Early morning.

You know the people that tell you that nothing good happens after 2am? Those are people that are usually fast asleep at 2am, and have been for many hours. 

I can tell you that I've had fun after 2am, I've had fun and drunken debotchery. Yeah it's probably all misadvised at that point but regardless. Fun.  

So with that I have a new saying.  Nothing good ever happens before 9am. The walk to the train at 5:45am. All dark and snowy and cold. Half asleep conversations with clerks. For what? I'm not a god damned farmer. Look at this fucking 6am party:

Holy shit break out the mirror ball and champagne. This party is off the hook!! Ahem. 

There was a time when I used to be in bed by 11pm.  And I didn't mind it. But outside of the bed and the house nothing good happened. Myself and whoever I lived with would always dread going out and just wanna stay home anyway. 

Hmph on you 6am. At least I'm off at 1:30 today. Yay. I'll probably just go home and nap. 

So this is for you, you morning warriors: